Do you know these quotes?

How many times a day do you hear or use a saying but can’t really remember where it comes from?  We all have a variety of funny pictures on our phones, computers and facebook profiles with quotes which we like or have meaning to us for one reason or another.

Most of the time these quotes are inspirational or simply funny.  Alcohol has not been excluded from quotes, whether they are quotes that are funny or thought provoking, there are many different quotes available on alcohol.

Do you know any alcohol quotes?

Do you use any alcohol quotes?

Here are some quotes that may trigger your memory:

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

“All is fair in love and beer.” ~ Kurt Paradis

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” ~ W.C. Fields

“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” ~ Steve Fergosi

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” ~ Steven Wright

“I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.” ~ Tommy Cooper

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” ~ Dean Martin

Whisky is liquid sunshine.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” ~ Ernest Hemingway

“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” ~ Louis Pasteur

“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” ― Oscar Wilde

“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” ― Bette Davis

“I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it.” — Raymond Chandler

“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” — Galileo

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